By using Srsgaming.com, I solemnly swear that I am a very serious gamer. I will use anything and everything within my powers to force a win. I play dirty and exploit inherent game flaws to help pursue my greatest goal, complete and utter domination. If I can ensure victory by unplugging my friend’s controller, then I shall act without hesitation. If anyone attempts to block my path to victory, I will overcome them by any means necessary. If I fall in battle then I will continue to improve until that failing is erased and replaced with the great and glorious victory in its place.

Playing is childish, I'm here to win.